Having assassinated a selection of British stars of stage and screen – plus Tiger Tim Henman and Sir Cliff Richard, not forgetting Sirs Ellen McArthur, Kelly Holmes and Tanni Gray Thompson – I thought I’d take a bit more time to nominate a few more twats from the British Isles for execution in my Snifferlution.
Are there any more left?
Of course there are!
How’s about:
Sir Paul McCartney
What an embarrassing bloke; it’s like having your dad acting the rock star. Everything about him is just wrong, wrong, WRONG! The way he wears trainers with a suit, the way he gives the victory v salute. And his music is crap.
Sir Bob Geldof
Git. He’s terribly embarrassing too. I feel he’s making a laughing stock of himself and consequently diluting the message about the help that the poorest nations of the world need.
St Bonio (aka boring old Paul Hewson)
Those glasses? Just fuck off. He and U2 lost all credibility after the Joshua Tree. I don’t really know how to place them – up their own arses seems most appropriate.
The Snoring Dog 
Paul McCartney might not be any longer in his prime – but at least he was at one point, whereas you will not.
Right Gary! If you are gonna knock someone else’s success see if you can do the same thing the people you are putting down did or get a life.
Blah blah blah… Yawn