It was the League of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse and it was fucking top notch!

There was this bit where Mr Chinnery wanked off a giraffe….

Sorry, it’ll be worth the weight.

Edit: “Worth the weight”???? I meant worth the wait. Told you I was tired. I’m worth my weight in Pick and Mix – not Asda Pick and Mix, which isn’t up to much; real, proper Woolies Pick and Mix.