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This is from this week’s Popbitch digest. I so hope it’s true!

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Why Royal food tastes so bad

Staff at Balmoral Castle tell us that kitchen stewards always masturbate into the Blairs’ food when they come to stay with the Queen.
Blair: “Where’s my dinner?”
Steward: “Just coming, Prime Minister!”

Q: What’s brown and hides in the attic?
A: The diarrhoea of Anne Frank.