For those not convinced that we’re two seperate people, here is me with my very best friend, Trillion larking about earlier on. She may kill me for posting these.

Thelma & Louise

Awwwwww

I’m very lickable, apparently

Now, this may look a bit thingy AND whatsit, but she was actually giving me a peck on the cheek and licking my face in order to cover up my unsightly hairy mole. She said: “If you think I’m being photographed with THAT, you can go ninnies!”