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Cakesniffer issues retraction of bum blog!

“Whether intentional or not, it was wrong to show such disrespect for my fellow bloggers. I’m ashamed of what I did and I promise it’ll never happen again”, she said in a statement to Associated Press.

She continued, “I was in high spirits because Trillion was here. We thought it’d be a laugh and we didn’t do it to take the piss. We totally misread peoples’ feelings and we never thought it’d cause such distress.

“It wasn’t even my bum; it was my face – my bum was too big and it kept hitting the start key”.

This article was reproduced from Angry Chimp – always original, always the best!