Well, I knew it wouldn’t take long before people started coming after me for Sniffycam action, so for a special treat, for this one time only, here it is…
“Yeah, this is me”
“You want to see more of me?”
“How’s this?”
“What’s under my hoodie? You have to be very special to see that. I’ll show you if you’re good to me”
“You need to be a bit nicer than that…. oooh, that’s good”
“There, you’re doing so well, keep it going and you’ll see something very special… oh right baby, mmmm baby”
“Gerra loada these!”
You know, if people who knew me ever saw any of this, they’d swear I was completely mental. I have no idea what is going on with the bra, it looks quite normal in real life. And no, I can’t do any facial expressions other than: confused; smiley; gormless; grumpy; belligerent.
The Snoring Dog 