House and dog-sitting with Trump in deepest Lancashire STOP No wireless networks in area to hijack STOP Bastards! STOP Job is shite STOP Need taser STOP Need food STOP And some milk because we’ve run out STOP And don’t forget to pick up hair conditioner when you nip home later STOP Oh, and don’t forget you’ve got a dentist appointment tomorrow STOP
The Snoring Dog
It's all just stuff
The Snoring Dog 
I notice you list Taser before Food. This is how we know you are not an impostor.
You use hair conditioner?
Really?
I mean really, really?
It’s a joke, right?
If not, I bet it’s Asda Smart Price.
It is, isn’t it?
Have you considered chemo? That’d sort that hair mess out in a jiffy.
If tasers were issued to the general populace the civic obligation to make citizens arrests would become not a duty but a positive pleasure.
Watch out for the sheep shaggers. They lurk in the countryside, chewing straw.
STOP Fucking pop ups STOP Fucking pop ups STOP.
Stop fucking whinging about popups, for fuck’s sake. Did you hear the British whinge so much when the fucking Irish kept bombing us every week? No. Put a sock in it.
Garfer! Where the fuck have you been? Did you have extensive cosmetic surgery too? Did you buy property over there?
Mafia tart!
He’s been gone that long he has probably built property…with his teeth.
Make SID get a pop-up blocker! Make SID get a pop-up blocker!
Make SID get a pop-up blocker!
SID – try using Opera broswer (which you can download at http://www.opera.com) and your pop-up rants will end very quickly.
Thick cunt.
Messrs M and J did you not advise against downloading opera at one stage?
SID should not get a pop up blocker. SB has enough problems as it is.