My Saturday evening

Urgh!

I’ve had a nice day actually.  The little feller had his haircut this morning, but while he was having his pamper session, it gave me and a friend the chance to enjoy a lovely cooked breakfast.  Well, I really enjoyed the breakfast, the outcome, but my GOD I can’t cope with people cooking in my kitchen.  I let her take control because, well, she claimed to be a sort of expert I suppose.  But sausages and bacon in the pan at the same time?  And all that prodding and moving stuff around?  What the fuck?  I’d have taken valium, only I’d given the last one to the dog before his visit to the long suffering Fran of Clippers.

I need to trust more.  People do know what they’re doing.  People are much better at life than me, and when somebody says they’ll cook breakfast/lunch, I need to just show them how things work, give them the utensils, and let them get the fuck on with it.

No black pudding though.  Some bloody expert.

Anyway, let it go.

I’d tried to show my friend a particular blog post from way back… still can’t find it now, but it became apparent to me that it wasn’t just a couple of posts from my old Cakesniffy blog in which the links to the images had become broken, it was most of them: years’ worth.  

So, my Saturday evening hasn’t been spent enjoying the tellyviewing on offer, it hasn’t been spent having lots of sex with all those women who keep bothering me, it’s been spent trying to repair the links between bloody WordPress and fucking cocksucking Flickr.  There was a time that I revelled in all that <a href=http://www.blah.blah.fuckoff, alt=”oh, look at me with me html”</a> shit, but I’m so old and tired these days.  It’s so nice just to click an image, drag it into the media library in WordPress and insert into a post.  Yes, it’s dumbed down, but meh.

Anyway, I did April and May 2005, only another nine years to go and I still didn’t find the post that contained this:

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The return of the Cakesniffer

I have a new friend who is intelligent and cultured.  My new friend shares my interest in keeping a journal of some sorts – although I suspect my new friend’s private musings are more eloquent than those that I have been posting online since 2005.  In the early days of our acquaintance, I mentioned that I had been blogging for a while and I recently shared the links to my previous online incarnations.  My new friend is now becoming acquainted with Sniffy.

There’s something really rather nice about opening a door on your past to somebody who has come into your life… and potentially dangerous.  This person knows me in the now; the bored Tina who is desperate to do something useful with her life, but who has had most of her enthusiasm drained from her by a secure job and a mortgage.  When I started blogging back in January 2005, I was healthy, happy (for me), untainted from the disappointments of love and work, I had Max the cat, there was no Rocky, no emotional baggage.  I was a free, don’t give a fuck spirit who found it so easy to write each day about any old crap that came into my head.

What are the consequences of allowing a relative stranger get to know you through words that were written when you were nine years younger?  Well, it’s a hell of a lot easier to tell somebody to go and read your old blog than actually go over the whole fucking history of your life, so that’s a bonus.  It also provides another insight into a person, seeing how they reflect on the happenings of their days; how their opinions change (or not), how they develop their writing style, and how this changes when the author is aware that they have an audience – as I did back in the day.  Oh, those days when I’d argue in my comments sections of posts.  When the folk of Stornoway made me their enemy, when Ryan the Catholic picked on the wrong queer.

Of course, in those days, I used to be arsed with linking to things and shit.  These days, well, I obviously can’t.

But one thing my new friend has made me realise is that the stuff I wrote, every day for so many years, is actually (in part at least) pretty bloody OK.  Everything I wrote reflected my feelings, opinions, experiences and I would always be more than happy to talk about exactly the same things with my friends and probably colleagues.  I guess at the time, and maybe even now, the reason I didn’t advertise my blog to people who I knew in real life was the “geek factor”, which means I was only uneasy about letting people know about the thing because they’d think I was a bit of a twat for keeping an online journal.  But what the hell?  People I know have interests that don’t particularly interest me, so why should I be bothered that people dismiss all this just because it’s not their particular bag? I’m not.  I share stuff on Facebook and Twitter that are bitesized snippets of the long-winded opinions that I’d previously choose a blog post to write about. Within the confines of  140 characters, I can write “Traffic home shit again, thanks @TGFM @salfordcouncil cockmunchers #prioritybuslane #ohfuckIverunoutofcharacters”, but here I can tell you the whole fucking story, and much, much more.  More importantly though, I can generate something that in years to come, I will be able to look back on and actually have a giggle at.

So, anyway (:@), encouraged by my new friend, I have reflected on my previous blogging exploits and realised that all that old crap is actually not that bad at all.  And so, anybody who happens to read this will be THRILLED to find that I have imported all those old posts from my Cakesniffing days  into this blog.

Happy reading, losers.

Paint the whole world

Following a poor approval rating for my previous blog template, I’ve decided to change it to something slightly more colourful. There are still a few bits that I don’t like, but in general it’s OK.

Also adding a bit of colour to the world, I’ve started my own version of the atheist bus campaign. It’s actually going to be a nationwide thing that was started by the Yorkshire Poofs and is now being rolled out across the North West by me.

Sniffy's bus campaign

Sniffy's bus campaign

These boots were made for limping

I bought some new boots for school yesterday.  They’re OK, but they’re not as comfortable as my normal “comfortable” shoes, mainly because they’re women’s boots.

I am crippled this evening and I’ve come to realise that my toenails have gone past the point where I can no longer get away without cutting them.